MILES OF SMILES FROM THE BIBLE

Q.  What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

A.  Flood lights.

Q.  What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A.  Ruthless.

Q.  What do they call pastors in Germany?

A.  German Shepherds.

Q.  Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A.  Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in          

      liquidation.

Q.  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A.   Pharoah's daughter.  She went down to the bank of the Nile

      and drew out a little prophet.

Q.  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

     David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

     Also, probably a Honda, as the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A.  Samson.  He brought the house down.